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If There Is No God, Who Pops Up The Next Kleenex?

You can''t teach a new mouse old clicks..

Constipated People Don''t Give A Crap.

I'm back! Did ya miss me? My mailbox missed me. 130 message piled up in there since Friday. Thank God I have a fast connection. I haven't read though all the new jokes yet, but these are the good ones from the set I have read so far.

Over a foot(!) of fresh powder at Mt. Washington yesterday. Up way over my knees in a couple places. More fun than one person should be allowed to have. I wish we could afford to live in a place that gets that kind of snow on a regular basis. Makes the north shore seem kinda lame...

Oh well. Back to reality (although I think it is overrated)!

The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail..

Sorry about the last mailing. Onelist and EGroups merged their mailing list sites and the result has been software that munches my mailings. So I lost all of the jokes I sent out yesterday. I've tried to include some of the ones that got lost yesterday, so there may be the odd duplicate. Sorry about that.

My Wild Oats Have Turned To Shredded Wheat

Hey folks! This will be the last set of jokes for about a week. I'm taking a few days off before I start my new job.