ThievingJoker Intros

I''m as confused as a baby in a topless bar...

So many cats, so few recipes.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

Democracy: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on what''s for lunch.

Meandering to a different drummer.

The first mailing for the new format of the list!

Note: the Bonehead-Of-The-Day below happens to be awarded to the same airline that deposited my wife in Portland, Oregon at 2:30am Christmas Eve, instead of getting her to Richmond, B.C. ...