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Physiology: The study of carbonated drinks.

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The long weekend is here, and we woke up to torential rain. So I plopped myself down on the couch to catch up on some magazines and drink some tea. While the wife went out to ride her horse in the rain. And behold! 2 hours later and it is nice and sunny out. Tea time for the win! May actually be able to get out to golf this afternoon? We shall see.

Prostitution is a hole sale business

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I think I have to declare that a successful weekend. Two bike rides in the sun. Some of my favorite beer on tap, and a concert by a band I like. Solid. But no winning lottery ticket (maybe it would help to buy one), so it is still back to work tomorrow.

Grasshopper: A man who can't afford to screw in a motel

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Suddenly, I'm starting to see yellow leaves falling. Nooooooo!

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

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Is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?


Beware my friend, you're skating on hot water

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Another lovely weekend here. Sunny and really warm. Spent Saturday with the window guy helping him replace the window in my office with a new one that opens. Started out with trimming out a bunch of bushes outside the window so he could get his scaffolding in there. Then spent the day helping out, fetching tools, etc. Took a lot longer than I expected, but it looks great. I finished up clearing away all the pruned bush waste this morning, then touched up the paint on the trim on the outside, and have filled in the nail holes, sanded, and repainted the inside window sill today (along with another window sill in the same room that needed some new paint).

Then later today I took a load of garbage and recycling to the dump, and a load of bottles to the return depot. Whoo! Good times.